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Actual Demotivational Poster



TAGS: job parody or actuality
Rating: 4.28/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 6:54 pm
Screensavers have passwords?? How 80s.
Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 7:04 am
Entirely too true. 5L despite the flaws.

YOU ARE IN IRANIAN AIRSPACE - Identify yourself / This is a US Marine F18 I am in Iraqi airspace / Depart now or we launch aircraft / Send em up, I'll wait

CARNIES - Small hands Smell of cabbage

TAGS: actually they fascinate me
Rating: 3.69/5

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Derek - February 5, 2010, 3:19 pm
- and often look in-bred, but this guy [sniff sniff]... none of those things


TAGS: yes i actually do have this fear its not just another twoface reference pzy
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:30 pm
Spoken like a true wing man!
crankyhead - October 12, 2010, 9:14 pm
try to make due with what's left... wakka wakka wakka =)


ANIME - Who needs real friends when there is the internet?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Sorry 'bout the 5 candles but Death killed off like 16 of them before he got Jesus to do the rest

TAGS: birthday death grim reaper random in actuality jesus got you 5 more years added on to your life make him proud
Rating: 2.87/5

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wampyre - March 11, 2010, 8:38 am
21st birthday where Death & Jesus just happen to be there
gunpowdersaint - March 9, 2010, 8:48 am
...so... yeah I'm confused...



TAGS: when less is actually less
Rating: 4.79/5

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robbidos - July 4, 2012, 4:04 am
Acute: meaning sharp or severe actually: meaning like really, man! Acutally: like totally, dude! I like it when a typo make sense, even if just to my wierd brain. 5L
maoworks2 - July 2, 2012, 10:44 pm
Thanks LG, For The Call Back.
lgvernon - July 2, 2012, 7:33 pm

Thanks, Mao!~~Haven't been around much, lately. Busy, busy here. Cheers~~LG
maoworks2 - July 2, 2012, 7:32 am
Good one, That Looks Like The Box I Slept In Last Week.

THE POWER OF MARKETING - their challenge continues with the fish side

TAGS: i m actually hungry now
Rating: 4.63/5

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Pherothanaton - September 28, 2010, 5:35 am
Yummm! Daddy's hungry!
just me - March 18, 2010, 10:22 am
"What, I'm the bad guy?" Michael Douglas
Airman - March 17, 2010, 5:24 pm
you're right Cub.. except I shook hands with Ali in LA at a hotel one afternoon.. in his prime.. there was no difference from TV, except his hands were HUGE.
Cubbybear - March 17, 2010, 4:54 pm
Just like when you see a celebrity in person
R.S.Jake - March 17, 2010, 3:40 pm
Too True, but we still eat them don't we? I'm thinking of going to get a Filet O Fish right now! Mmmmmm!


TAGS: not that i actually care one damn bit about global warming or the damn enviroment and al gore cun suck my woah sorry about that got carried away for a second
Rating: 4.44/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 7:13 am
Hey, it's my hometown! We aren't called Smoggies for nothing.
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:07 am
Until then, 5L
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:07 am
We are the manufacturers of global environmental atrophy. All life forms will flourish in our self-induced demise.


TAGS: marchallenge movie quotes i actually like canada
Rating: 4.05/5

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CANADA - March 9, 2010, 1:59 pm
Densaku - March 9, 2010, 11:34 am
Other oozes from the north?...James Cameron & JACK-FM radio brand.
MO - March 9, 2010, 9:48 am
Love this for soooo many reasons. 5 maple lickers!

ACTUALLY - Yes I would

TAGS: you wouldn t steal a television actually yes i would
Rating: 3.26/5

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Atomic_Flame - December 24, 2008, 4:47 am
Ironically, if I do steal it, I don't see that message.


TAGS: the voices are actually pretty funny
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - January 8, 2010, 10:51 pm
"But listen closely; 'Not for very much longer', I've got to keep control"
Bartimaeus - January 8, 2010, 10:51 pm
The lights were low, the booze was cheap, and all the zebras were taken. It was a bad decision; I regret it. I don't think they'll ever let me in that zoo again. 5
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 10:43 pm
did somebody bang a peacock? why? caption is excellent.

YESSS!!! - I finally stole Chompers' van! Woohoo! Wait. My butt itches...

TAGS: there actually are gloves in the glove box but i think theyre latex
Rating: 3.94/5

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Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 9:31 pm
Yes, of course! Ice, man... maybe that'll help. LOL (I know I'm stupid)
ICEMAN - April 4, 2010, 9:25 pm
TMI dude.

SUNDAY - Us. You. What's up?

TAGS: i must admit i actually give a puck about the outcome
Rating: 3.77/5

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CANADA - February 20, 2010, 10:10 pm
It dont matter because Canada is going to win gold
GreyScorpion - February 20, 2010, 10:08 pm
lot smack being laid down
spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:40 pm
Doh, just found the forum thread.
spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:38 pm
I'm not sure what you mean GS. Just the avatar or (dun Dun DUN!) passwords?
GreyScorpion - February 20, 2010, 12:37 pm
I propose a friendly wager against my esteemed Canadian counterparts. The Bet?? your avatar for one week.
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:46 pm
Wow, Canada. Good link. Seeing how I don't have 18 grand just lying around, I think I might just catch the game on NBC.
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:41 pm
So since the last time I talked to any of youz, NIK entered a contest with the Flyers and frickin won two tix to the Winter Classic. Amsome can't even describe how sweet that experience was.
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 8:39 pm
hey Vegie look here....http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/tix/1608470716.html
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 8:38 pm
It's soooooo on!
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 8:36 pm
ya, as a team they didn't play so well last night. but there was almost a couple of fights. SUI was playing kinda dirty
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:35 pm
I'm by no means a big hockey fanatic, but I read that scalpers are looking for upward of $2K per ticket for this game. Jesus Christ...
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:31 pm
Still haven't seen a game yet. Caught the last 3 min of the last one. Hey wasn't the team that took you guys to OT, the one we beat 5-1 or there aboot?
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 8:29 pm
Heatley played well too
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:24 pm
Flippin sid. Hate that lil sombitch!
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 8:22 pm
he won that shootout
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:22 pm
Sid the Kid has me a lotta bit worried...
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:19 pm
You were about to say that by the end of the game you can just go ahead and cover that face in stars and stripes?
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 8:19 pm
Like you guys stand a chance. you have the same coach as the Maple leafs
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:17 pm
LOL! I was about to say...
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:16 pm
I'm a little slow.....got reading the comments before I actually read the poster....
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:15 pm
Sunday is when it's really on!! Hockey night!!! And it's gonna be a good one! US and Canada.....
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 8:14 pm
Canada ain't gonna do shiot except get smashed on their home turf!!!!!!!!!!!!*Throws arms up* WHAT? WHAT?!!!!
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:12 pm
Hell yeah, Faceplant! Anybody else down for some sh*t talking through the weekend? (go USA)
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 8:08 pm
Canada is going down! Yea, thems be fighting words!

WOMEN OF MOTIFAKE - Took the tought of "We're not gonna take it anymore" to, "We're gonna turn this shit back on you!"

TAGS: actual motivational poster at one time
Rating: 3.67/5

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GreyScorpion - January 10, 2010, 5:46 pm
you want my thoughts? Ok, the caption is a little to dark to read
rerun - January 10, 2010, 5:40 pm



TAGS: actually cheese smells better
Rating: 2.92/5

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DrEvo82 - September 28, 2009, 12:26 pm

Consistent -

Bizarre Trivia -

TAGS: sex and the city secret life american teenager condoms is not the gift where it s just the thought that counts you actually have to use them
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:57 pm
And if I was, lol, I was framed! Framed most likely by the missus herself.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:56 pm
Lol! No way, man. It's the wife's shows, I can hear it from the other room. Anytime I hear either theme song, I get out a piece of leather and bite down on it and go into convulsions. I wouldn't be caught dead watching any of this.
Cannabal - May 16, 2014, 1:00 pm
Cynic, buddy, I luv ya, I really do, but I think you need to stop watching all of these TV shows, man. You need a hobby like stamp collecting or stalking, so long as it's not this, man.


TAGS: oh sorry you were actually talking about the dog
Rating: 4.67/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:12 pm
It could be like show dogs or show cats...we'd give points based on distance,pressure,volume,color..............
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:10 pm
sure, Rule #34.
thatonechick - May 29, 2010, 8:09 pm
A website for show pee-ers?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:06 pm
You'd really do that?...we should start a website.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:05 pm
*shoes.....stop judging me!!
thatonechick - May 29, 2010, 7:58 pm
I'd pee in your shows too. What?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 7:56 pm
My cat must be part dog, He meets me at the door when I come home and he always comes when I call him. He also pees in my shows when he's mad at me. 5L
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 5:01 pm
Cats are Mean animals 5/5

MONKEY SHOGUN - Knows how to inspire loyalty and positive morale in his motifake followers.

TAGS: actually kinda like dane cook
Rating: 4.4/5

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HallieMarie - February 9, 2012, 5:54 pm
Lol you have my loyalty without the knife bearing shoulder monkey... =P

IRONY - When "what actually works" doesn't work

THE DNA CONTINUES - Derek's ancient ancestors were quite sassy with the hieroglyphics

TAGS: that actually says derek
Rating: 3.08/5

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fred - March 12, 2010, 7:02 pm
The resemblance is stunning!
Derek - December 8, 2009, 5:31 am
The fixed smile must be genetic. (Thanks for the new sig!)

WIKIPEDIA - Nothing is sacred, not even the relativity of simultaneity.

GERMANY - Fail at war. Twice in a row.

TAGS: germany but its actually france read this
Rating: 1.44/5

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William Wallace - August 25, 2009, 7:25 am
France was ass raped to bad :o))
Robert the Bruce - May 7, 2009, 8:57 am
What France did during World War Two had very little to do with who actually won the war. France was defeated in World War Two. Remember ?
LogicDude - May 6, 2009, 2:21 pm
This brings back memories of drinking coffee in Berlin along the banks of the Seine River! So much fun!
Erecrottod - May 1, 2009, 8:42 am
Read the tags before tunnelling about some kind of "geographical ignorance"

poster evolution, fish pic -

Paronoia -

TAGS: paronoiads actually have enemies
Rating: 5/5

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demon001 - December 23, 2014, 5:52 pm
When you see it...

Military Humor -

It Ain't Easy Being A Stormtrooper -

Let me give my old heart to you -

TAGS: valentines day bear rip out heart turns out it isnt actually silver after all
Rating: 4.2/5

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Sho - February 14, 2014, 10:42 am
Awww 5L